Hello Doctor. The lady in Bed 5 on the Parvolex infusion has a temperature of 38.5 - I've just give her some paracetamol, can you come and sign for it?
Midwife: Urm, just to let you know" Baby Smith has a blood sugar of 1.9
Me: Oh dear, I presume you've fed the baby, so I'll come and review...
Madwife: Well we haven't fed the baby.... its having some skin-to-skin at the moment....
Me (in my head): Oh great, so now its hypoglycaemic AND probably hypothermic,.....
.... drives me mad....
Me: Oh dear, I presume you've fed the baby, so I'll come and review...
Madwife: Well we haven't fed the baby.... its having some skin-to-skin at the moment....
Me (in my head): Oh great, so now its hypoglycaemic AND probably hypothermic,.....
.... drives me mad....
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