That'll sort out his depression
One - but it takes 8 billion years
None - but they can try and shrink it....
None - it's just bulb failure, give it frusemide
I was bleeped by a nurse whilst a new HO.
I answered dutifully within 20 seconds.
Nurse answers and says "can I put you on hold?"
I say "no" and put the phone down.
My hatred of the bleep started then.
I answered dutifully within 20 seconds.
Nurse answers and says "can I put you on hold?"
I say "no" and put the phone down.
My hatred of the bleep started then.
and find someone who looks a bit worried in the waiting area and then walk up to them and say:
"I'm terribly sorry - we lost him."
"I'm terribly sorry - we lost him."
"I've got a mole on my willy, can you remove it please?"
So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says,
"Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA."
So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says,
"Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA."
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