me- hi just answering my bleep
nurse- doctor doctor please come quick,
me- sorry???
nurse- please i cannot explain, come to wellington ward please hurry.
me- OK ill come now
me- fuck: drop sandwich on table and run from the west wing to the east wing of a big London hosp.
arrive at wellington ward,
nurse- please doctor see the patient, he has something wrong with his head
me- confused, enter room, patient watching TV,
nurse- he has a hole in his head
me- hello sir, how are u today?
patient- I'm fine, dunno what she is on about hole in the head, i had a craniotomy years ago and have had an odd shaped skull since.
nurse- doctor doctor please come quick,
me- sorry???
nurse- please i cannot explain, come to wellington ward please hurry.
me- OK ill come now
me- fuck: drop sandwich on table and run from the west wing to the east wing of a big London hosp.
arrive at wellington ward,
nurse- please doctor see the patient, he has something wrong with his head
me- confused, enter room, patient watching TV,
nurse- he has a hole in his head
me- hello sir, how are u today?
patient- I'm fine, dunno what she is on about hole in the head, i had a craniotomy years ago and have had an odd shaped skull since.
Me: "Hi, it's the plastics reg, you bleeped me?"
Management: "It's hospital admin, we need you to discharge patients because we're short of beds"
Me: "Have you had a look at our inpatient list? We don't have any patients"
Management "Well, discharge who you can"
Management: "It's hospital admin, we need you to discharge patients because we're short of beds"
Me: "Have you had a look at our inpatient list? We don't have any patients"
Management "Well, discharge who you can"
I got bleeped at 4am by a nurse who said the following:
"Excuse me doctor, but I have a patient who has got head lice, and we can't find the shampoo...."
I didn't hear the rest because I put the phone down.
"Excuse me doctor, but I have a patient who has got head lice, and we can't find the shampoo...."
I didn't hear the rest because I put the phone down.
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