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<title>Bleep Etiquette / Featured Bleeps</title>
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<description>Bleep Etiquette -   votes</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:07:16 BST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[I saw a psych patient who swallowed a lithium battery]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=i-saw-a-psych-patient-who-swallowed-a-lithium-battery</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=i-saw-a-psych-patient-who-swallowed-a-lithium-battery</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:07:16 BST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Medical Humour</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=i-saw-a-psych-patient-who-swallowed-a-lithium-battery</guid>
<description><![CDATA[That'll sort out his depression<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How many evolutionary biologists does it take to change a lightbulb?]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=how-many-evolutionary-biologists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=how-many-evolutionary-biologists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:48:58 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Medical Humour</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=how-many-evolutionary-biologists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb</guid>
<description><![CDATA[One - but it takes 8 billion years<br/><br/>8 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How many oncologists does it take to change a lightbulb?]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=how-many-oncologists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=how-many-oncologists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:50:31 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Medical Humour</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=how-many-oncologists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb</guid>
<description><![CDATA[None - but they can try and shrink it....<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How many cardiologists does it take to change a lightbulb?]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=how-many-cardiologists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=how-many-cardiologists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:39:41 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>god</dc:creator>
<category>Medical Humour</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=how-many-cardiologists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb</guid>
<description><![CDATA[None - it's just bulb failure, give it frusemide<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Repetition? (long story - scroll down)]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=repetition-long-story---scroll-down</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=repetition-long-story---scroll-down</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
<category>Think before bleeping</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=repetition-long-story---scroll-down</guid>
<description><![CDATA[NIGHT 1Nurse: Hi, I was just wanting some advice regarding a patient.Me: Fire awayNurse: We have this patient Mr X he was reviewed this evening following a nasty fall when he banged his head and since then he has been on neuro obs.Me: Uh-huh?Nurse: We were told to monitor his GCS but he has dementia and is being quite &quot;vocal&quot; at the moment and we were wondering if it would be OK to give him his normal sedation?Me: No (explains reason)Nurse : Could you come and document that in the notes when you come to dose those warfarins for us?Night 2Nurse (same nurse): Mr X (same pt) has had a fall and banged his head again, there's a lump on the back of his head but he seems OK.Me: If he's banged his head, he needs to go back on neuro obs. I'm busy with a sick patient right now so could you please start them and I'll come and see him when I'm finished here.Nurse: I know you're busy but if you could not leave it too long because he has been a bit noisy and restless<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[First night as an F2 SHO on MAU]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=first-night-as-an-f2-sho-on-mau</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=first-night-as-an-f2-sho-on-mau</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:11:24 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ITUdoc</dc:creator>
<category>Reflex Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=first-night-as-an-f2-sho-on-mau</guid>
<description><![CDATA[worked flat out from 8pm to 7.30am without even going to the loo..Me: Im just going to get a quick drink and sit down for 5 mins, call me if anything is urgent only please...2 mins later into my lovely piece of toast; *bleep, bleep*N: Doctor, can you please review this urgent Trop T ASAP it is less than 0.01Me: Ummm, no.N: But its an urgent Trop T!!!Me: Yes and its NEGATIVE, consider it reviewed...Did she want me to wake the patient up and give them a round of applause for not having an MI?<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[As neonates SHO a couple of years ago:]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=as-neonates-sho-a-couple-of-years-ago</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=as-neonates-sho-a-couple-of-years-ago</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:57:55 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Laurie</dc:creator>
<category>Reflex Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=as-neonates-sho-a-couple-of-years-ago</guid>
<description><![CDATA[3am trying to get a lie down for an hour after being busy at deliveries/on postnates ward before starting interminable blood round..student nurse pages&quot;can you come and look at baby x's rash please?&quot; 5 mins after I'd just popped my head into NICU to see if they needed anything.....&quot;was it not there 5 mins ago?&quot;&quot;er no, can you please come and look?&quot; ..wearily get up as she sounds concernedturn light on and peer into baby x's cot&quot;Erm, I can't see any rash - do I need to take the nappy off?&quot;student nurse looks confused:&quot;but the rash was there when the light was OFF!!!&quot;<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hole in his head]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=hole-in-his-head</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=hole-in-his-head</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:03:02 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>needlerman</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=hole-in-his-head</guid>
<description><![CDATA[me- hi just answering my bleepnurse- doctor doctor please come quick,me- sorry???nurse- please i cannot explain, come to wellington ward please hurry.me- OK ill come nowme- fuck: drop sandwich on table and run from the west wing to the east wing of a big London hosp.arrive at wellington ward,nurse- please doctor see the patient, he has something wrong with his headme- confused, enter room, patient watching TV, nurse- he has a hole in his headme- hello sir, how are u today?patient- I'm fine, dunno what she is on about hole in the head, i had a craniotomy years ago and have had an odd shaped skull since.<br/><br/>6 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bleep hatred]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=bleep-hatred</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=bleep-hatred</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:25:32 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>needlerman</dc:creator>
<category>Medical Humour</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=bleep-hatred</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I was bleeped by a nurse whilst a new HO. I answered dutifully within 20 seconds. Nurse answers and says &quot;can I put you on hold?&quot; I say &quot;no&quot; and put the phone down. My hatred of the bleep started then.<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[After a long night shift....]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=after-a-long-night-shift-----1</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=after-a-long-night-shift-----1</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:01:32 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Laurie</dc:creator>
<category>Miscellaneous Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=after-a-long-night-shift-----1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ward sister:  &quot;this pt needs to be reviewed&quot;me: &quot;are they unwell?&quot;sister: &quot;no, but he hasn't been seen this weekend&quot;me: &quot;well, unless he's unwell we wouldn't routinely see all medical pts over the weekend&quot;sister: &quot;our pts get seen, he needs to be reviewed&quot;me: &quot;we are the team from last night and have handed over as we were supposed to finish at 10am, so can you please bleep them if there are issues that need to be sorted out?&quot; sister: &quot;this is not good enough, I'm going to document that i have told you about it&quot;me: &quot;fine, can i also document that i have finished my shift and am supposed to be at home sleeping!<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Discharge summary repeat]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=discharge-summary-repeat</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=discharge-summary-repeat</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:01:17 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ITUdoc</dc:creator>
<category>Pointless Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=discharge-summary-repeat</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Nurse: We need a discharge summary on this ladyMe: I did it last nightNurse: Well we can't find itMe: I saw the HCA take it to pharmacy yesterdayNurse: Well maybe she didn't do it properly because we can't find it. You need to do it again.Me: Have you phoned pharmacy to make sure they've got the form?Nurse: .....no. Are you going to do the summary again, only this patient is ready to go home.Me: No. call pharmacy to make sure they've got the form. If they haven't, find the HCA that was on and ask her what she did with it.Nurse: So you're not coming to do the discharge summary?I hang up.<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Discharge them all...]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=discharge-them-all---</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=discharge-them-all---</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:00:34 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ITUdoc</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=discharge-them-all---</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Me: &quot;Hi, it's the plastics reg, you bleeped me?&quot;Management: &quot;It's hospital admin, we need you to discharge patients because we're short of beds&quot;Me: &quot;Have you had a look at our inpatient list? We don't have any patients&quot;Management &quot;Well, discharge who you can&quot;<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[My favourite comedy bleep moment]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=my-favourite-comedy-bleep-moment-1</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=my-favourite-comedy-bleep-moment-1</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:25:18 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Laurie</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=my-favourite-comedy-bleep-moment-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A particularly dim nurse (who even the rest of the nursing staff on my ward feel is a total muppet) bleeped me despite the fact I was standing right beside her!To be fair, the reacton of all the other nurses was priceless when I calmly picked up the other telephone extension and replied to the bleep!<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bored? Simply sneak into your local hospital]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=bored-simply-sneak-into-your-local-hospital</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=bored-simply-sneak-into-your-local-hospital</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:25:04 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DaveN</dc:creator>
<category>Medical Humour</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=bored-simply-sneak-into-your-local-hospital</guid>
<description><![CDATA[and find someone who looks a bit worried in the waiting area and then walk up to them and say: &quot;I'm terribly sorry - we lost him.&quot;<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A bloke goes into the doctors and says,]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=a-bloke-goes-into-the-doctors-and-says</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=a-bloke-goes-into-the-doctors-and-says</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:25:03 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DaveN</dc:creator>
<category>Medical Humour</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=a-bloke-goes-into-the-doctors-and-says</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I've got a mole on my willy, can you remove it please?&quot;So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says, &quot;Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA.&quot;<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Who's the nicest bloke in the Maternity ward?]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=whos-the-nicest-bloke-in-the-maternity-ward</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=whos-the-nicest-bloke-in-the-maternity-ward</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:59:36 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>nurse-t</dc:creator>
<category>Miscellaneous Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=whos-the-nicest-bloke-in-the-maternity-ward</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The Ultrasound guy.<br/><br/>8 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[It was 5 mins to the end of a friday shift]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=it-was-5-mins-to-the-end-of-a-friday-shift</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=it-was-5-mins-to-the-end-of-a-friday-shift</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:12:23 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>har368</dc:creator>
<category>Pointless Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=it-was-5-mins-to-the-end-of-a-friday-shift</guid>
<description><![CDATA[before I was going on annual leave. My bleep goes off. Displaying my own bleep numer as the ring back number... I never did get back to them!<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Novel treatment of overdose]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=novel-treatment-of-overdose</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=novel-treatment-of-overdose</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:04:25 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>WelshGasMan</dc:creator>
<category>Dangerous Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=novel-treatment-of-overdose</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Hello Doctor.  The lady in Bed 5 on the Parvolex infusion has a temperature of 38.5 - I've just give her some paracetamol, can you come and sign for it?<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[I got bleeped by a midwife]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=i-got-bleeped-by-a-midwife</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=i-got-bleeped-by-a-midwife</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:37:16 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>holly</dc:creator>
<category>Dangerous Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=i-got-bleeped-by-a-midwife</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Midwife: Urm, just to let you know&quot; Baby Smith has a blood sugar of 1.9Me: Oh dear, I presume you've fed the baby, so I'll come and review...Madwife: Well we haven't fed the baby.... its having some skin-to-skin at the moment....Me (in my head): Oh great, so now its hypoglycaemic AND probably hypothermic,......... drives me mad....<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Why all pre-op should be done by nurses]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=why-all-pre-op-should-be-done-by-nurses</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=why-all-pre-op-should-be-done-by-nurses</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:01:43 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=why-all-pre-op-should-be-done-by-nurses</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Me: Hi, it's the Orthopaedic house officerNurse: Hi, I'm down in pre-op seeing a patient. I need an echo formed signed for one of my patients.Me: Oh, why?Nurse: Well I listened to his heart and I think he's got an ejaculation systolic murmur. I just couldn't say no to that, now could I? God know what she did to the bloke to pick up that sign.<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mind reading pharmacist!]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=mind-reading-pharmacist</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=mind-reading-pharmacist</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:44:40 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Laurie</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=mind-reading-pharmacist</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Me: Hello, on-call pharmacist here.Nurse: Oh hi, is your bleep working?Me: No, tonight the amazing Psychic Pharmacist is on call!<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Shrinking penis]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=shrinking-penis</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=shrinking-penis</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:03:30 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>drbroflowski</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=shrinking-penis</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;Hi, did you bleep the house officer?&quot;&quot;Yes, I've got a patient on the ward who you need to come and see&quot;.&quot;OK, what seems to be the problem?&quot;&quot;He's not been able to pass urine since he came back from theatre two hours ago&quot;&quot;What operation has he had?&quot;&quot;Hernia I think. There's another thing too&quot;&quot;Yes?&quot;&quot;He thinks that his penis looks smaller than it did this morning&quot;<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Painkillers yet?]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=painkillers-yet</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=painkillers-yet</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:50:57 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hugh</dc:creator>
<category>Think before bleeping</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=painkillers-yet</guid>
<description><![CDATA[My favourite bleep was as an F1 at 4am regarding a post-op ortho patient - &quot;Dr, Mr x is in a lot of pain&quot;&quot;Oh ok, what is the patient written up for?&quot;&quot;Paracetamol, diclofenac, morphine&quot;&quot;Gosh, well what have they had so far?&quot;&quot;Nothing, I thought I should ask you first.&quot;<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Please don't bleep me half way through a ward round]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=please-dont-bleep-me-half-way-through-a-ward-round</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=please-dont-bleep-me-half-way-through-a-ward-round</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:14:08 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
<category>Bleeping Tips</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=please-dont-bleep-me-half-way-through-a-ward-round</guid>
<description><![CDATA[to ask whether we will be seeing a patient on the ward round. The answer is yes, and I've just missed what my Consultant said because I had to answer the phone to tell you that.'<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Head Lice Emergency]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=head-lice-emergency</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=head-lice-emergency</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:40:28 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hugh</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=head-lice-emergency</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I got bleeped at 4am by a nurse who said the following:&quot;Excuse me doctor, but I have a patient who has got head lice, and we can't find the shampoo....&quot;I didn't hear the rest because I put the phone down.<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Low urine output]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=low-urine-output</link>
<comments>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=low-urine-output</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:30:34 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>holly</dc:creator>
<category>Think before bleeping</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=low-urine-output</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Nurse: Sorry to wake you... you've prescribed fluids for a post-op patient if the urine output falls under 30Me: YepNurse: The urine output is under 30, shall I give them? For the love of god<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bleep teaching]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:23:31 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
<category>Pointless Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=bleep-teaching</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately this happened to a colleague of mine years ago as a trauma sho in oxford.....bleep at 3am....phone back.....hiya, this is staff nurse, just teaching my student how to bleep someone! This is the bad old days of 48 hours weekends!!<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sleeping tablets for a sleeper!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:10:55 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Peter</dc:creator>
<category>Pointless Bleeps</category>
<guid>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=sleeping-tablets-for-a-sleeper</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I was bleeped at 3am the other night to come and prescribe sleeping tablets for someone who was apparently having trouble getting to sleep.I trudged off to the ward, and found the patient, who was awake.&quot;I hear you can't sleep&quot; I said.&quot;Well, no&quot; he replied, &quot;I was fast asleep when the nurse woke me up to find out if I needed any sleeping tablets to help me sleep, but now I can't back to sleep&quot;<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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