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<title>Bleep Etiquette / Featured Bleeps / Weird Bleeps</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:03:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Hole in his head]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=hole-in-his-head</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:03:02 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>needlerman</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Bleeps</category>
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<description><![CDATA[me- hi just answering my bleepnurse- doctor doctor please come quick,me- sorry???nurse- please i cannot explain, come to wellington ward please hurry.me- OK ill come nowme- fuck: drop sandwich on table and run from the west wing to the east wing of a big London hosp.arrive at wellington ward,nurse- please doctor see the patient, he has something wrong with his headme- confused, enter room, patient watching TV, nurse- he has a hole in his headme- hello sir, how are u today?patient- I'm fine, dunno what she is on about hole in the head, i had a craniotomy years ago and have had an odd shaped skull since.<br/><br/>6 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Discharge them all...]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=discharge-them-all---</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:00:34 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ITUdoc</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Bleeps</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Me: &quot;Hi, it's the plastics reg, you bleeped me?&quot;Management: &quot;It's hospital admin, we need you to discharge patients because we're short of beds&quot;Me: &quot;Have you had a look at our inpatient list? We don't have any patients&quot;Management &quot;Well, discharge who you can&quot;<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Head Lice Emergency]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:40:28 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hugh</dc:creator>
<category>Weird Bleeps</category>
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<description><![CDATA[I got bleeped at 4am by a nurse who said the following:&quot;Excuse me doctor, but I have a patient who has got head lice, and we can't find the shampoo....&quot;I didn't hear the rest because I put the phone down.<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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