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<title>Bleep Etiquette / Featured Bleeps / Funny Bleeps</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:25:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[My favourite comedy bleep moment]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=my-favourite-comedy-bleep-moment-1</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:25:18 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Laurie</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Bleeps</category>
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<description><![CDATA[A particularly dim nurse (who even the rest of the nursing staff on my ward feel is a total muppet) bleeped me despite the fact I was standing right beside her!To be fair, the reacton of all the other nurses was priceless when I calmly picked up the other telephone extension and replied to the bleep!<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Why all pre-op should be done by nurses]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=why-all-pre-op-should-be-done-by-nurses</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:01:43 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Bleeps</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Me: Hi, it's the Orthopaedic house officerNurse: Hi, I'm down in pre-op seeing a patient. I need an echo formed signed for one of my patients.Me: Oh, why?Nurse: Well I listened to his heart and I think he's got an ejaculation systolic murmur. I just couldn't say no to that, now could I? God know what she did to the bloke to pick up that sign.<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mind reading pharmacist!]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=mind-reading-pharmacist</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:44:40 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Laurie</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Bleeps</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Me: Hello, on-call pharmacist here.Nurse: Oh hi, is your bleep working?Me: No, tonight the amazing Psychic Pharmacist is on call!<br/><br/>9 Votes ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Shrinking penis]]></title>
<link>http://www.bleepetiquette.com/story.php?title=shrinking-penis</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:03:30 GMT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>drbroflowski</dc:creator>
<category>Funny Bleeps</category>
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<description><![CDATA[&quot;Hi, did you bleep the house officer?&quot;&quot;Yes, I've got a patient on the ward who you need to come and see&quot;.&quot;OK, what seems to be the problem?&quot;&quot;He's not been able to pass urine since he came back from theatre two hours ago&quot;&quot;What operation has he had?&quot;&quot;Hernia I think. There's another thing too&quot;&quot;Yes?&quot;&quot;He thinks that his penis looks smaller than it did this morning&quot;<br/><br/>10 Votes ]]></description>
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